Headlines Of the Day

India beats Pakistan in cricket-- I'm told it was exciting

An event so huge even the Prime Minister got involved for a photo op.

I spent a good chunk of the day trying to figure out the sport.  From what I can tell, if you were born into a cricket family or nation, it’s the most exciting thing ever. Otherwise don’t even try. 

“Pace bowler took 5-46 in India's 260-9 while Pakistan was dropped four times on way to 85.” I thought the two countries finally started a nuclear war.  Scared the hell out of me .

He said he’d be back

California governor Arnold Swartzenegger is returning to what he does best—kicking ass.

By kicking ass, I don’t mean filing form T-7 under California legislation that allows for proposition 22 to be passed after a committee to discuss.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sorry feel asleep while typing.

He’s not governing, he’s the governator.  With Comic Book messiah Stan Lee as a partner of the project, Arnold will be an animated character called (of course) the Governator.

I guess animated is the better choice for the 63 year old’s return to acting. I’m sure he’s in amazing shape for his age, but I really don’t want to see what gravity has done to those massive pecks.

Leaf’s make a late playoff run  

After an epic 4-3 win over Buffalo, can the down and out team make an epic comeback that will restore hope to Leaf Nation?

Can 2011 be the year that the blue and white beat the mathematically improbable odds and make a run for the Stanley Cup?

Can captain Dion Phaneuf under the guidance of head coach Ron Wilson do the unthinkable?

Read below for in depth analysis.

IN DEPTH ANALYISIS

Not a chance.